long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about
No I’m not following the World Cup tournament. The last time I cared about a special Cup, Cedric Diggory died.
i’m fluent in talking shit
I was going through the newspapers today and saw this.
Well My heart just broke a little bit.
*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game